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Alien Encounter
Greys
Ewok
Insectoid
Star-Spawn of Cthulu
Klingon
Other...
Action
Deportation to Mars
Return them to their Planet, with over Two Hours Unaccounted for
Shove Metallic Implants up their Noses
Give them a bizarre physical exam and see how they like it!