Tell Us About Yourself:Name: E-Mail: Astrological Sign: Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius Pisces Stop I am a(n): Insomniac X-Files Junkie Normal/Sane Person Habitual Psychedelic Drug User Trekkie Extra-Terrestrial Batman! Avid Reader of the National Enquirer Alien Type: Greys Ewok Insectoid Star Spawn of Cthulu Klingon Ferengi Other... Describe Your Encounter: What Would You Like Done?: Deportation to Mars Return them to their Planet, with over Two Hours Unaccounted for Force them to watch the entire OJ Court Proceedings Shove Metallic Implants up their Noses Give them a bizarre physical exam and see how they like it! Force them to share a saucer with a disgruntled Post Office Employee Where was the encounter?: Local Mall Taco Bell Backyard Roswell, NM Bermuda Triangle Downstairs Basement In-Laws Apartment Pick-Up Bar Washington, DC Russell, Kansas Also seen in Vicinity of Sighting: Crop Circles Scorched Ground Rapidly accelerating lights in the sky Nothing - The RADAR screens saw nothing at all... Wildly Spinning Compasses Alien Autopsy Crew Newt Gingrich Trekkie Covention Hollywood Oprah Winfrey Hazardous Waste
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