You Know that You Live in Davis When...
How can you tell if you live in Davis...? Read
on...
1. 85% of the parents at your child's public
school have a Masters or a Ph.D.2. If
someone tells you that they "teach" for a living you immediately assume that
they must be a University Professor.3. There
are bike paths everywhere and you feel guilty if you drive a car instead of
biking.4. Recycling has become a religion to
you.5. Your friend's religion of choice
could be any of the following: Christianity, Ba' Hai, Buddhist, Jewish, Muslim,
Atheist and amazingly you all get along just fine. (Take that you nuts from the
mid-east!)6. When you attend a local UC
Davis parade and the Gay and Lesbian Bi-Sexual Alliance receives outstanding
applause and the Davis Republican Group is met with boos and jeers. (No
judgments are being made here, but I'm not kidding....it happened last year at
the "UC Davis Picnic Day" parade.)7. The car
of choice is either a Toyota Prius or a GEM electric
car.8. Putting a "Target" store in town
requires a voters referendum.
9. An attempt to build a bridge ends up
starting a grassroots movement to "Save the Frogs" which results in a $14,000 toad
tunnel being built. (It's too bad that the toads can't read the "Toads Cross
Here" sign and still end up as toad pancakes. We're altruistic, just not very
practical...)10. Your local politician can
be derided if they are seen as being too pro-business and not green
enough.11. At least half of your friends are
vegetarians or aquanarians (and you even know what an aquanarian
is!).12. Every corner has a coffee shop or a
bicycle shop.13. You are not too sure if the
hippie who just biked past you is: a local homeless person, a local Davis
intellectual, one of our City Council members or a UC Davis
professor.Feel free to add your own
"You Know You Live in Davis When..." when you add a comment.
Posted: Sat
- March 17, 2007 at 01:44 PM